The Golden Age of Video: Lyrics

BBC Logos:
1, 2, 1 2 3 4.

Freaks:
We accept her, one of us. We accept her, one of us.
Gooble gobble, gooble gobble.
We accept her, we accept her.
We accept her, one of us. We accept her, one of us.
Gooble gobble, gooble gobble.
We accept her, we accept her.

Ghostbusters:
We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!

School of Rock:
I was testing you – and you passed.

The Simpsons:
Dental plan! Lisa needs braces.

South Park:
Be required to fart on a regular basis.

The Godfather:
I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse.

Robocop:
Channel 13, eyewitness news!
Robocop, who is he?
Dead or alive, you’re coming with me.

Sesame Street:
In a hurry to be fed, beady eyes and big blue head.

Back to the Future:
I’m telling the truth Doc, you gotta believe me.

The Simpsons:
Why does everything I whip leave me?

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory:
My beautiful chocolate! Candy is dandy.

Silence of the Lambs:
Fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Seinfield:
You can count on Slippery Pete.

Back to the Future:
Suicide will be nice and neat!

A Night at the Museum:
I didn’t build the Panama Canal.

2001, A Space Odyssey:
Open the pod bay doors please, HAL.

Star Wars:
These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.
These aren’t the droids we’re looking for.

The Prisoner:
I am not a number. I am a free man!

Citizen Kane:
Rosebud.

Seinfeld:
To the Idiotmobile!

Knight Rider:
Right away Michael.

The Prisoner:
I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered!

Ghostbusters:
We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!

On the Waterfront:
You don’t understand, I could’a had class.

Sesame Street:
Round and tasty on a bun.

Rainbow:
Ooh Zippy, look what you’ve done.

Pirates of the Caribbean:
Finally, cast off those lines!

Airplane:
No, I’ve been nervous lots of times.

The Shining:
Red Rum!
What’s the matter honey?

The Dukes of Hazzard:
Just robbed Boss Hogg all of his money!

Ghostbusters:
We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!

Top Gun:
Writing cheques your body can’t cash.

The Simpsons:
I was elected to lead, not read.

Top Gun:
I feel the need, the need for speed!

Mystery Science Theater 3000:
Watch out for snakes!

The Man Who Knew Too Little:
A good man’s loafer.

Mystery Science Theater 3000:
HQ, my hat looks like a muffin, over.

2010:
My God, it’s full of stars.

The Car:
There was no driver in the car.

Knight Rider:
Right away Michael.

The Dukes of Hazzard:
Well you see I’m in hot pursuit!

30 Rock:
There are only two things I love in this world, everybody and television.

The Simpsons:
The Simpsons!

Family Guy:
Ugh, you must be ‘shrooming.

The Moomins:
Wait for me Moomin!

Shaun Micallef:
Cross live to meet the host of that show, Meat Boy.

30 Rock:
I want to go to there.

Ghostbusters:
We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!

Starsky and Hutch:
An oil tycoon, like a – moustache.

The Naked Gun:
Nice beaver!
I just had it stuffed.

Blow:
I don’t give a shit, close enough.

The Fast Show:
Where’s me washboard?
I’ll get me coat.

Jaws:
You’re gonna need a bigger boat.

Anchorman:
What’d she say?
I think she bought it,

30 Rock:
Suck it monkeys, I’m going corporate!

Cars:
C’mon let’s take a drive.
A drive?

Short Circuit:
Number 5 is alive!

It Couldn’t Happen Here:
It’s only a laugh, no harm done,

Sesame Street:
Pickles, french fries, yum yum yum.

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off:
Bueller, Bueller, Bueller.

Good Morning, Vietnam:
It’s 2 degrees cooler.

Blade Runner:
The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long.

This is Spinal Tap:
Six words in the whole song.

[Freaks chorus]

The Prisoner:
You are number 6.

Short Circuit:
Five.

?:
Four, three, two.

The Prisoner:
I am not a number, I am a free man!

Ghostbusters:
We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!

The Big Lebowsky:
Give me my 20,000 in cash.

Ghostbusters:
We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!

Back to the Future:
I think you woke up the dead with that blast!

Ghostbusters:
We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!

Pulp Fiction:
I think fast, I talk fast.

Ghostbusters:
We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!

Family Guy:
Lois, this is not my Batman glass.

Ghostbusters:
We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!

[Freaks chorus]

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27 Responses to The Golden Age of Video: Lyrics

  1. Badgerless says:

    Hello Thanks for the lyris to this song. I can solve to of the ? for you. (if you care)

    host of that show meat boy is Shaun Micallef. Aussie comic (like you cant guess) did a show call the micallef programme that the first one

    Oil tycoon mostash is from the statsky and hutch film

  2. Nerevarine says:

    Nice of you to compile this list.

  3. noneuklid says:

    “I want to go to there” is from 30 rock.

  4. Alex says:

    “Two degrees cooler” is from Good Morning, Vietnam, not Top Gun. The actor is Bruno Kirby.

  5. You’ve credited the lines “It’s only a laugh, no harm done” to “It Can’t Happen Here”, but I can’t find a film or TV show of that name that looks like the clip from the song.

    I think others have suggested it’s also The Fast Show, but I’m not sure of that myself. The giant comedy ears certainly make that look possible though.

  6. Alex says:

    It’s “It Couldn’t Happen Here”, an odd Pet Shop Boys movie.

  7. Darcy says:

    What’s one of the last scenes where there are load of people in yellow diving suits from? Really bugging me

  8. Alex says:

    The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, made by the same guy who made The Royal Tenenbaums.

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  10. Kyle says:

    The Shaun Micallef show is called “Thank God Your Here”

  11. Yare says:

    Only 1, 2 and Three at the beginning are BBC logos. The 4 is the Channel 4 logo.

  12. Way2crazy says:

    Awsome vid David!!! Love it 

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  14. Won-Tolla says:

    To paraprase Venkman: We came, we saw, you kick ass.

  15. Neal_J says:

    Suicide will be nice and neat!

    is from Part III of Back to the Future.

  16. Neal_J says:

    The Car is repeated 14 times, after There Was No Driver in the Car.

  17. Awsome thanks for posting!

    “The Prisoner:
    I am not a number. I am a free man!”

  18. lyrics says:

    We came, we saw, we kicked his ass! Lol. A very well made funny stuff. Nice.

  19. MediaMagnet says:

    Channel 13 Eyewitness news is KTRK ABC Houston not part of robocop it was the channel Marvin Zindler was on.

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